Carrie: After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces.
Stanford: I saw the way you were behaving. You're sleeping with the beautiful man!Carrie: The beautiful man is gay.Stanford: Damn! That accent always throws me. (referring to Australian accent)
Meredith: [on the phone, about Burke's house] You're going through his stuff, aren't you?Cristina: There's no stuff to go through. It's a freak show. I mean, you can do surgery in here. Oh, he arranged his books using the Dewey Decimal system! Mer, I'm scared.Meredith: Get out, get out of the house--now.
Carrie: Now let's retrace your steps. Were you on top?Samantha: How is that relevant?Charlotte: You mean you can have them on the bottom?Samantha: Top, bottom, upside down...Carrie: All right, now you're just showing off.
Meredith: As doctors, patients are always telling us how they'd do our jobs. Just stitch me up, slap a band-aid on it and send me home. It's easy to suggest a quick solution, when you don't know much about the problem or you don't understand the underlying cause or just how deep the wound is. The first step toward a real cure is to know exactly what the disease is to begin with. But that's not what people want to hear. We're supposed to forget the past that led us here, ignore the future complications that might arise and go for the quick fix.
Mr. Big: You're moving to Paris with a Russkie?Carrie: You do this every time! Every time! What do you have, some kind of radar? 'Carrie might be happy, it's time to sweep in and shit all over it!'
Christina: Oh, why is everyone so tingly and hurt? I mean, I'm the one who was left at the altar. I'm fine, by the way. I honeymooned in Hawaii and I snorkeled.
Samantha [about the Turtle]: Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!Carrie: Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.
Meredith: There are medical miracles. Being worshippers of the alter of science, we don't like to believe miracles exist. But they do. Things happen. We can't explain them, we can't control them, but they do happen. Miracles do happen in medicine. They happen everyday, just not always when we need them to happen.
